For the common birthday goer...

Instructions:

1. Hit command P on your keyboard. 

2. Print it out so that it's on one side of the paper, with one image. 

3. Use 3rd grader handwriting to compile your message, then, in tiny, neat scrawl (on the back) write:

Cover art by Lost,  2013.
www.silversketches.blogspot.com 

-Small enough so that at first they'll think you designed it yourself. Now, I can make this card masculine/transgender with just a few clicks, so don't be scared to ask. 

Now I shall shower. 

-Lost out